Who runs this site?
Really Byte, Isle of Man. Contact info@reallybyte.com. This is an independent website; the fictional Department of Toilet Affairs is not a government body.
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Scope and accessibility
Quizzes are entertainment; the supply calculator is an estimate. The site does not offer medical advice, plumbing repair instructions or building-standard compliance. We provide responsive layouts, keyboard controls, visible focus and reduced-motion support. If you find an accessibility barrier, email the page and problem so we can review it.
Updated
9 October 2026.